Judging by the bug mummies, the spiders under my desk lived a pretty good life before Big Suck. . .
"Yum free range dust mite, so much better than caged."
" They fed on organic dust bunnies; each bite tastes like freedom of choice in the food chain."
"Are you doing something different with your hair?"
"No."
Thwupe.
"Doug?"
Thwupe.
"I always knew Heaven was a dust bunny ranch and you'd be here."
"Could be brighter, though."
"Needs a lounge filled with bar flies at last call."
Making room under my desk for me feet is a start.
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