We actually progressed this week. Real progress spurred by the fear today will be like yesterday. Some of these thoughts I inherited from the previous regime currently watching the World implode on CNN. We all know the World isn't imploding, it's seeking Patch and we're giving it to them.
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Friday, July 15, 2016
Saturday, July 2, 2016
Messes and Their Meaning
My name is Bernie and I took over Jotsalot Media in a bloodless coup. I'm not saying persuasion wasn't administered, but waking up to a pillow over your face hardly seems excessive.
You know what is excessive? A documentary titled "Grizzly Uprising", on Animal Planet, when all it is is a presentation of highly-communicative bears embracing people trying to play dead. If we were "mauling" you, we'd send you to a weekend seminar on feelings.
There were no hurt feelings in the coup. He welcomed the relief to focus on getting his health headed in the right direction. Just a hunch, but when you keep getting hurt at work you're doing it on purpose.
What changes at Jotsalot? More of a focus on me and Norma Timpkins. Chelsea has asked to be involved and I welcome her back. No other changes other than leaning on John to fix what's eating him and it isn't me.
You know what is excessive? A documentary titled "Grizzly Uprising", on Animal Planet, when all it is is a presentation of highly-communicative bears embracing people trying to play dead. If we were "mauling" you, we'd send you to a weekend seminar on feelings.
There were no hurt feelings in the coup. He welcomed the relief to focus on getting his health headed in the right direction. Just a hunch, but when you keep getting hurt at work you're doing it on purpose.
What changes at Jotsalot? More of a focus on me and Norma Timpkins. Chelsea has asked to be involved and I welcome her back. No other changes other than leaning on John to fix what's eating him and it isn't me.
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