Single Island Seeks Archipelago

As painless as it sounds, being an island is a lot like being a fire walking snail. Sure, there's glory and bragging rights, but you're still smearing on aloe by yourself.

Two weeks before I'm able to rejoin society.

Tortoise and the Island

Once upon a time tortoises ruled the sea. Not really, but when you live a couple hundred years you get to eyewitness history anyway you want.

In three weeks, I'll be free of what's been killing me daily for the last few years. I imagine it'll be like getting over a really bad cold without crusty tissues everywhere.

I'm so excited to launch Patch.

Friday the Thirteenth

How lost must you be to kill so many?

The Importance of Giving Up

Turns out I'm not the mild-mannered Pisces I thought me to be, but a bad ass Scorpio Ascendant. Yep, I'm in the elite group of serial killers and titans of industry causing you to cower under the  covers at night. I've suspected it all along. It's why poaching the library's wi-ft feels like a birthright.


Shouldn't all my badassness ensure my getting the wi-fi I'm paying for? Apparently, not, Day 10 of no wi-fi at home.