Surefire Pick Up Line

Let's pretend I'm a hungry seagull and you're the garbage barge of my dreams.

Tomorrow's Post

Only keeping  New Year's Resolution. Tomorrow the real post titled "A Complete List of Unfulfilled Dreams."

Accepting Kryptonite

Friday doesn't work right now, or for months now, and I quit now.

Taip

As esu grazus ir protingas, but not today.